so my dad goes to the phillies game the other night, and today he walks into my room and goes: yo, last night I got to wear one of the phillies $12,000 world series ring.
talk about sittin in the diamond club…
so if you like homeless people, elaborate dinner parties, more homeless people, well kinda homeless people, camden and swine flu, all in all if you would like to be-dazzled…
enjoying some lite reading we picked up on the side of the road prior to J finding a pair of peed in homeless man shorts in the park
which she refused to give up even after my mom smelled them out in the car, J just held the shorts out the window the whole way home
in return, Marty and I found some sweet hats
then we decided to bedazzle some piggy banks
coming soon to an urban near you
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and our dinner party for 6 turned into a romantic dinner for two
“I dont remember why I got these”
we thought we’d hire a stripper for the occasion but BB decided to return from chi-town instead
and this is how I found her in the morning:
and then to a party on the wingdam in new hope, pa
to a classy dinner
to things I can’t remember
including a haunted school in lambertville, nj
to J’s stint as a greasy homeless person on the best goddamn day eva
showing off her bounty, only you can’t see the crabs
to camden
which turned out to be a little like heaven
and putting new meaning into the phrase ‘cat walk’
and then I went to the doctors and they thought I might have swine flu
<3 u.